Kurt Runs

Kurt is late for his wedding. Shit.

Almost Wednesday: Episode 3

Almost Ash Wednesday

Almost Wednesday: Episode 2

An interview with the author of Robotcop Too.

Read the novel.

Almost Wednesday: Episode 1

A Series of Ill-Advised Heath Ledger Jokes.

Tuesday, January 22nd 2008. A chronology:

12:30 Heath Ledger is found dead in his Manhattan apartment.

3:00 Kurt, Eric and I start re-writing Kurt’s monologue for the night’s show, using Ledger’s passing as the funny.

3:30 We suddenly have a dozen new jokes to choose from. The rest of the monologue is thrown out.

7:00 Things spiral out of control. More people get involved. The entire sketch is thrown out and re-written.

11:00 Kurt goes on stage.

11:05 Kurt leaves the stage.  He shouts “GET A NEW AUDIENCE!”
Fred’s response – “I think we’ll have to.”

EXACTLY How to Cook a Turkey

How me and Frankie spent Thanksgiving.

Kitty Litter

The agency of Johnson Johnson and Jackson is totally nailing these pitches for cat litter commercials.

FIST PUMP!

VCR Sex

Okay, you have to be careful here. This sketch has been kicked off of Yahoo! Video and Super Deluxe for being too racy. It’s still up on Youtube, but with a age limit. Watch carefully…

Everyone has a first time. This is yours.

Kurt and Dan’s Overly Sentimental Tribute to Themselves

This is a tribute that we made for ourselves as a joke. The idea was to make it ridiculously hokey and sentimental. Unfortunately, I think I did too good a job because when it was played at the ECW show it got lots of “Awwww”s and the girls in the troop cried. Ridiculous.

Officially Funny

Being in a comedy troop makes life so much easier. From the ECW show “ECW Presents Aerosmith Live! (not really).

Videostore

Presenting the new pilot from Emerson Comedy Workshop. Trust us, it’s hilarious. From the ECW show “ECW Presents Aerosmith Live! (not really).