Catchphrases

For the period of 1 year I kept track of my catchphrases. It came naturally, I simply recognized when I was saying something so much that it reached a “catchphrase” level of over-saturation. From there, all it took was a simple excel spreadsheet, some free time, and a willingness to admit that I’m utterly pathetic.

2005 06/01 – “Gay.”
2005 07/23 – “Deal with it. Rock and Roll.”
2005 09/06 – “Heh-Heh. Allllriiiight.”
2005 10/14 – “Booyakasha!”
2005 10/22 – “It was cool, but can you imagine doobie-in’ your funk?”
2005 11/22 – “Hulk SMASH!”
2006 01/01 – “Booyakasha!” (again)
2006 02/01 – “COME ON!”
2006 04/08 – “Oooooh, Racist.”
2006 05/10 – “Fact!”
2006 05/29 – “Snakes on a Plane.”

That’s it, a full year in the life of D. Co’s catchphrases. Looking back on it, I’m amazed that I said some of that stuff with great repetition.

The Greatest Movie Poster in the History of Man

I can’t even believe this exists.

Polaroid Photographs

We continue mourning the death of polaroid instant film, a format that was used for exactly none of these photographs.

But what if it had been…

…continued from Polaroid Paintings.

Polaroid Paintings

Since Polaroid announced the death of instant pictures, I’ve become fascinated by them. There’s something tactile and unassuming about a picture framed by that cheap plastic.

Some art student is going to tear me a new one for this…

But who cares.

…continued in Polaroid Photographs.

Ransom Note

They offered money in response, but I wanted doll hairs. I was very specific about that. Honestly I was just happy that I got to use the ransom font, but now I’m 2 scarves richer. Which brings my grand total of scarves to 2.

Download the files to make your own notes here.

Postcard Slideshow

Watch it

No, I don’t print them out and use them as actual postcards. But I totally should, because otherwise I’m doing these for no good reason.

Bad Cop, Mountain Lion

For a graphic design class, I whipped up a published version of this silly novel I’m writing. It centers around a maniacal body-builder slash hard-nosed detective who has to learn to “play by the rules” to get along with his new partner, a paper-pushing adult female mountain lion.

It’s a comedy.